Sunday, November 23, 2008

व्हेन इ थिंक ऑफ़ यू इ vomit


So for some reason when ever I type in a title for my blog while using a PC bong ( computer cafe) the title starts out in English and then tranforms to what I beleive is Hindi. In the past I have wasted a good 15-20 minutes trying to figure out how to fix it to no obvious avail because the computer itself speaks Korean। SO I have decided to just go with it. So I feel that this Blog is going to be rather personal ,rather than informational about my time here in this very very foreign land, because well thats what I feel like typing.Afterall the title of this Blog IS " Random Babblings of an American in Korea". So I feel as though I should babble a bit more.

It has recenly occured to me that I am one of those dark and troubled souls who only finds comfort in their own solitude and merely wishes to pass through life unoticed.

Sounds dreadfully emo doesnt it? Right about now you are thinking," Oh god, shut up and turn down the Dashboard Confessional." Although the thing is, is that I recognize all of these stereotypes and I agree with them, hell I might even be willing to admit that I meet some of them. This ,of course,is in the sense that I dont seem to care much how it seems or what it means to anyone other than myself. AM I self-righteous? Am I a ,dare I say, FAKER? Or do I really need to " be a lawyer, and get a boyfriend who's like a bastard, then have a couple of kids with mental problems, and wait ....for...menopause."?

I have come to the conclusion that if you arent self righteous then you are denying yourself the simple pleasure of how you truly wish to spend your time. How many times have you said to yourself that you didnt want to be in a particular place, but seem to appear there time and time again? How often do you vow to become more organized, more involved,and more aware? In the span of the infinite universe and all that is Holy, it seems to me that these simple gestures that one performs in daily life should be a "no brainer". It seems, though, that for most these chores in the ebb and flow of life are the most difficult to master,and I am left wondering..........am I really a self righteous fuck who thinks that they know it all? Or ,maybe I just know enough;enough to know that I know what I like.And I can truly say that I control my time, my space, my thoughts,and my desires.Do you know who controls yours?

A good friend once said to me..." you have to write your own book ,Chrisite, and let them write theirs."

This is probably the best advice that I have ever gotten.

Except of course the time that someone told me that it is NOT ok to drink and drive...that was good advice as well.

Sunday, November 9, 2008

가러사티




Shadiyah and I in Jeonju ( home of bibimbap a popular Korean food) and apparently hotdog soup is as well but thats another story.


The inside of the Hanook Folk Village in Jeonju


Jeonju "Hell's Angels"



So It has been quite some time since I have posted anything, however I have been quite busy.

Well let just see, I signed up for, attended and then quit my Korean Language course. I now work Monday - Friday. I teach English on a volunteer basis to children who can not afford it on Sundays from 3-5 and I also teach a private lesson on a NON volunteer basis on Saturdays.Of course this is also with out mentioning the time allotted in between for the usual English teacher chaos and insanity that seems to appear out of thin air. Like English teachers celebrating Halloween in a country that does not celebrate Halloween:





And of course because Halloween costumes are limited in a country that does not celebrate Halloween, one can understand the need to be creative. Hence the "T-Money" card above which is the card that we load money onto for the subway system here in Seoul and of course my " Kim-Bop Skirt" which really is the Kim minus the bob ( Kim means seaweed and bop means rice). I just couldn't come up with a way to get the rice to look fashionable, but I sure did make a high class seaweed skirt:



So as for the rest of my time here in Korea; well I have also been doing a lot of settling in. It is amazing how someone can go so far from home, to such a different place, yet find themselves right back in their old routines. There is really no use in fighting it, I believe that it is just human nature. Sure I do things like climb mountains and find old temples at their peaks, and go to Korean bath houses where I scrub myself with exfoliating cloths naked in front of 50 Koreans. But I also eat breakfast, listen to the news, drink coffee while reading a book in the park, and drink wine while watching movies or Sex and the City with my neighbor and new best friend Shadiyah. I don't go out during the week ( usually) and I explore Korea or go to a hot new club in Hongdae or Gangnam on the weekends.

I believe that the initial "shock" of the move, the culture, and the time zone has finally worn off and I am finding my place in Asia and what a great place it has turned out to be.

Of course one can always stop to appreciate when a little piece of home pops up in a "Kraze Burger" in Itaewon:


I just found out that my best friend who was engaged before I left is now having a baby. So congrats to Mel and Nick! I wish that I could be there to see you get as big as a house! These are the things that I miss at the end of the day, but I know that they will always be there for me when I get home.

And that gets me thinking about one of the things that I have had to consider as an older teacher living here in Seoul. Most of the teachers that I have met range from:just graduated college to 24 years old and a few oldies like me at 26-29.
Most of them have traveled long term before,some haven't, but we all seem to have one commonality, and that is lets make the best of our time here and have as much fun as we can. Although at the end of the day someone who is 26 , about to be 27 in 5 months has to seriously think about their future outside of just having a good time. Which is exactly why I came here right? To clear my mind, open my options and try to see the bigger picture of life; a life that doesn't depend on 1 week vacations to Florida and Ocean City Maryland. A life that isn't subjected to the terms and conditions of the American dream; a degree, a car, a house, a husband, a dog, and finally a baby. I decided a long time ago that this isn't the life that I want to lead. These things do not make me happy. I do not seek god because I do not fill my head with concerns about existence and post death details. I do not have unanswered questions and I do not have concerns about the meaning of it all. Therefore I sleep beautifully knowing full well that a little mystery is good for a person and sometimes its good to just accept the strangeness of life and all that it has to offer. At the same time I do not feel as though I should follow the lead of majority on other aspects of my life. I have never been one for doing what others want or expect of me, so why start now?

So as for being 26 years old and living in Seoul Korea as an English teacher amoung a large group of young people who may have come here to postpone the realworld, while I am trying to escape it? Well I think that its the best idea that I have had yet. And I will tell you something else.....Samuel L. Jackson spoke to me at the peak of Mount Suraksan today, and he said " so where do you think that you are? in Mother F*cking Ko-rea?"




............and I said why yes, Samuel,I am in Korea and I love every minute of it.


Me at Everland ( Korea's Disneyworld)

Friday, September 19, 2008

I am an "Englishee Teecha"




Yes thats right folks..that is my official job title. There are also a few other things I go by around here. " Beautiful Yellow and Br own Hair Teecha" just plain " TEECHA!" and my favorite, "No Wedding Teecha?"( which in 8 year old Korean terms means: you are an old woman and you no marry? " Why Teecha, Why?" Honestly ,you want to get upset but then you realize that this 8 year old has been in school longer today than you have been awake,( and he still has 4 more hours to go,plus another 3 hours of homework) and you begin to feel much better about yourself.

So I have noticed that in my last 3 blogs I have mentioned at least once that everyone here is in a hurry...so no more mention of that, because honestly I am over it. Now I am starting to get settled and truly become an inhabitant of this country and to be honest it never fails to amaze me.

Lets start first with the CCTV. Does everyone know what CCTV is? OK well it is a "hidden" camera in the ceiling of EVERY ROOM IN South Korea and someone , in most cases no one really knows who , but someone watches every move that you make. Oh and it includes audio as well. At my school it is in the classrooms and the Head Instructor's job is to watch your CCTV's everyday and make sure that you are doing everything that you are supposed to do.That includes sticking to the strict time and class structure that CDI trains you on. But in a perfect world with 10 screaming 6-8 year olds, can you really complete the Dialogue exercise in 6 minutes?

Today we had an early meeting that included myself, the 2 other foreign teachers, the Head Instructor, the Director and the Owner/Manager. Can anyone guess what we did for the entire 2.5 hours??? Thats right we watched our CCTV's! Then we exchanged comments. Although I cant complain because I did get a free lunch out of it.


So on a lighter note I went to the Korean Folk Village today which is the only Korean thing that I have "done" here besides eat Kimchee and drink Soju.



That is a traditional rice field. Notice the scarecrow..very nice. Dont you just want to hang your laundry out to dry when you see this photo?


This is traditional Korean "sleeping quarters". This is also where the traditional Korean weddings are held but we were a bit late for that.



EAT YOUR HEART OUT!

Thats yours truly on the shortest boat ride ever, in the amusement park with in the folk village. You are not going to believe this but I rode the pirate ship there" my fellow kennywood fold from back home know what that is" and I was hoping for a candy apple...but I had to settle for chicken on a stick instead.



This is self explanatory I hope. It was absolutely beautiful! You had to take off your shoes before going in..and once inside you just stand there...and feel instantly at peace. This was also a Korean "nap" hotspot.One of many in the Korean Folk Village.

All in all...I am really just taking it all in and enjoying the constant paradigms that I stumble into. Its as though the county is still trying to catch up with the "consumer revolution" that swept this country 60 years ago, and it makes for good dinnertime conversation.



things to remember:
SOCKS!!!( more to come next blog)
Drunk Korean men on scooters blasting 50 cent "lollipop"
Soju is liquid xanax
You are supposed to drink coffee after every meal
"black black Barakobama"

Monday, September 8, 2008

You got to let your Seoul glow!


Well, here I am! Finally all settled into my new apartment, which I LOVE by the way. It is a studio with hard wood floor, very modern kitchen area, with modern appliances, bed, TV, and desk. The bathroom though, is something that I am not used to as a newbie to Asia. There is a sink ( which I have a few friends who don't even have that) and a toilet..but the shower isn't a "shower" at all. It is a removable shower head that sticks out from the wall, and is just slightly to the left but above the toilet. SO basically your entire bathroom is your shower, but it does come with a certain sense of freedom. You know the way that brushing your teeth in the shower feels so much better than it ever can confined to your sink alone? Well if feels like that. Although I have allot of great things to say about my experience so far..I have a few things things to get off my chest ( travelers bad luck mainly).
After flying for 48 hours to get here, I rested..bought myself a converter and plugged in my computer only to have the motherboard crash right before my eyes. ( hence why I am typing this a PC cafe- of which there is one on every block on Seoul, some blocks have more than one) Then I was hit with the worst jet lag, followed by a cold/cough that lasted for 2 weeks..mixed in with bed bug bites ( or mosquito bites as the doctor called them but I have never seen mosquito's bite in perfect lines of 3 and 4) then last but not least a wicked rash on both of my legs that wont go away. Although the best part about being sick here in Korea, is that you can get ANY RX drug that you need here for ANY ailment over the counter.

Including.....birth control. On our Saturday pilgrimage to Itaewon( where I received my best tattoo yet)Shadiyah and I were able to purchase birth control, over the counter, for $7 simply by asking for it.

Shadiyah " Do you have birth control"
Korean Pharmacist ( with head nodding yes) " contraceptive?"

Shadiyah ( while looking at Wesley and I) " If she comes back with condoms Ill die"
Koren Pharmacist ( hands Shadiyah 2 different kinds of boxes) " this one 7,000 won- this one 10,000 won."

and so we each walked out with a pack of birth control pills for one month.


So about the tattoo...it is a Japanese cherry blossom that I have wanted for an incredibly long time, and I figured Asia would be the best place to get it. Although the attitude here toward tattoos and people with them are not welcoming at all. I already get stares quite frequently just because I am a westerner, but when I am wearing a tank that shows my tattoos ( especially my new one which is quite big) Koreans stop dead in their tracks and point and stare. I am pretty sure that when one of my students came up to me at the Home Mart..her mother looked at me grabbed her and pulled her away. ( but I am really just pretending that it didn't happen)


You also have to be on your toes here 24/7. Everyone is in a hurry hurry hurry! There is also no "western" notion of holding the door open for the person behind your or single file line. You know how in the states if someone cuts in front of you, a fight usually breaks loose? Well here, it is just a way of life. It started when I was boarding the plane to Beijing, and it has become only more apparent with daily life.

~Did I mention that my first week here I almost had to ride the subway one stop passed mine because a wave of 30 or so koreans bum rushed the subway as soon as the doors opened and only the strong willed and tiny Koreans whom could duck under people were able to get off? I was so astonished ( of course at never having seen such a thing occur not even in New York City) that I gently pushed my way through like a polite foreigner until this very drunk,very sweaty Korean man helped push me off. and I mean litterally pushed me. I felt like cattle....but afterwards I just laughed. You just cant get that kind of excitement anywhere else in the world..that my friends is Korea.

The other "Asian" thing that I found most fascinating( but IN a truly wonderful way) is that Asia truly is ASIAN, 100%. There is nothing Latin, Greek,European or even American about it. They have their own way of doing things, they always have and they like it that way. Everything that we know as "Westerners" somehow relates back to greece, latin and for Americans it is Western and Eastern Europe, while South and central American have the Spanish to thank, etc etc...anway way what I am trying to say here is about the only " influnce" you will find in Korea is Japanese and that is only because they were occupied by Japan for so long but it is still minimal.
You become aware of the non-desire to influence or be influenced one day while you are serving yourself water from the watercooler, at the $1 kimbob place after work, and you just smile.That is the other thing about this country, it is litterally cheaper to eat out here than it is to eat in.

I have made quite alot of friends from all over the world..and I must say that I am excited about what the future holds. I start korean language classes in October, there are already plans in the works to go to Japan, and Bangkok just to name a few and I feel truly blessed to be able to live this life. I am one of the few westerners here who have never traveled before, for 90% of them it is a lifestyle, and this is just another entry on their facebook " where have I been in the world" application. But for me it is the beginning and I hope that along the way I dont lose sight of my plans..and I keep moving.

and ps...as soon as my motherboard gets here..there will be pics

Phrases to remember:
" drunken old korean men swerving in and out of people on their scooters on the sidewalk and almost falling over -at 4 am."
" now; you cant get that anywhere else in the world" but actaully mean it...
"wow the frozen yogurt acutally tastes like FROZEN YOGURT"
" The line 2 subway reaks of morning after soju near the gangnam station"
"Old Korean ladies in VERY VERy large visors"
" story on"

Wednesday, August 27, 2008

Straight from the book of a tired man



When I typed "s" into the title section of the blog the phrase " straight from the book of a tired man" popped up so I decided to go with it. Ok so tomorrow is my final day of training. I am also meeting with the guy whose apartment I am moving into tonight around 8 pm. He is moving out on Saturday and I will be following him shortly afterwards on Sunday.I opened my bank account today! yay! The funny thing is; is that I would have done it a week ago but I " heard" through the grapevine that I needed my alien registration card in order to do so.Well I cant get my alien registration card until I get my medical exam back ( which I wont get until tomorrow a.k.a. 2 weeks after I have been here) and I cant get paid with out a bank account. Oh I also forgot to mention that the ARC takes 10 days to come back AFTER you apply for it. It seemed hopeless until I just walked into the Hana Bank today and opened an account with just my passport and my visa. The entire process took about... 3 5 minutes.

That is the thing that I have been finding out about Seoul, Korea. No one really knows anything, everything and everyone is in a hurry. You can buy virtually anything that you want in the street, and everyone is dressed to the nines. So basically I am living in an Asian version of NYC.

I went to a traditional Korean bath house two days ago. It was an amazing experience-- totally out of my comfort zone, but that is what living abroad is all about, right?

So I go into the locker room where I am instructed by the woman working there ( via hand motions) to undress myself, completley. So I do and then she takes me by hand into the " bath house" area. Inside there are 3 tables to your right where women are receiving Korean massages that are done with exfoliating mits, sea salt and water by a half naked korean woman who scrubs every inch of your body until al that remains is your former self. I didnt take part in this but maybe next time. So then I take a shower in the shower room which you must do before you can be allowed to get into the baths. The first bath is about 24 degrees Celcius and bubbling. It is similar to a large hot tub. The next one is a still water bath ( smaller than the first) that is about 45 degrees celcius. This one takes about 15 minutes to get all of the way into because the water is SO hot. Then you take a cool dip in the 22 degree celcius bath before heading into the first of 3 saunas; the stone sauna @ 48 degrees celcius. The second is wooden " box" sauna that is around ( get this) 74 degrees celcius. Do you have any idea how hot that is? I only lasted about 2 minutes in there. The third is a sauna " hut" made out of stone and clay. You have to duck down to to get into the door, and inside you sit on the floor with legs crossed and wait for the sand dial to drain, and then you get out. One more dip in the cool bath and you are on your way. Typically Koreans bring their own products and follow this with a VERY LONG shower and they exfoliate their entire bodies fro about an hour or they pay the naked ladies to do it for them..I just went back to my hotel room and ate some ramen noodles.

Sorry no pics yet! right now I am using a 35 mm camera that my grandfather gave me. I have one roll left ( out of a 3 roll pack) and once I finished these 3 I am going to get them all developed and then I will have a TON of photos. Lets just hope that by then I will have a computer to upload them to.
I still cant believe that I have only been here for 1.5 weeks. it seems like I have been here much longer. I know that once I actaully begin teaching and living in my own apartment everything will settle in.

Cheers!

Friday, August 22, 2008

a little game I like to call just the tip.........

I made it! I am here in south korea. I am in the gungnam district of center Seoul. Sounds like a mouthfull,right? Well in a city where 10 million people live, work, and play you have to be specific about what area you are in. So thanks to CDI I had this week off to roam about the city and get used to the time difference. ALthough I have to be honest, I havent been doing much roaming. It is monsoon season here in Seoul and thats makes things very rainy and wet. On top of that the people that I am rooming with ARE all in training this week, so I have been completley on my own. Since not as many people speak english here as I had " heard" the thought of roaming too far away from the hotel, by myself, with out a way to ask for directions to get back- is just a little intimidating. The severe jet lag that I have been suffering has also contributed to my agoraphobia. It took me until Thursday to feel even %75. I was extremely fatigued , nauseous , and ironically was suffering from insomnia. I kept telling myself to get some valerian root before I left, but of course I forgot.

The food is amazing!So far it is has been the best part of my experience here.The people are friendly but pushy...everyone seems to be in a hurry to get somewhere..and the side streets at night are like something out of a movie! Street vendors, street food, the sound of mopeds scooting passed you and weaving in between the crowds of people, the neon signs. I have to admit though that the desire for a deli style turkey hoagie with cheese lettuce tomato onion and mayo has hit me once or twice..but I know that what I am about to experience will far surpass that desire.

I am just happy to finally be here..it seemed like it was never going to happen. I missed kloee first bithday!! I miss my friends and family back home and hope that we will all REALLY stay in touch and not just talk about it..but I know that I will be meeting some incredible ,lifelong, friends here as well.

Sunday, July 20, 2008

Would you like to go out for a frozen yogurt or maybe an entire meal of food?

So yeah Im still here. just hanging around various parts of allegheny county. Causing trouble, and making it. I have to admit that having this summer off, while unexpected, has been quite fun. I have relaxed, organized, read loads of books...and with all of this extra time I have even been able to blog!

I am shoving off to NJ/NY area August 2nd to start the fist leg of my trip. From there I will fly out of JFK on August 16th..and then spend a week with a friend in Seoul( well actually a friend of a friend- hey it pays to have lots of friends) and then I will go to the Coatel Hotel in dowtown Seoul where I will stay for one week during training. I officially begin working at CDI April school in Joongrang on August 25th. I am told that my apartment will be near the school so that means that I will be living in Joongrang which is in the north east part of Seoul city.Think of it as a Brooklyn to a Manhattan. I wanted to be a bit more " in the action" but I think this may be better for me. I will be just a 20 minute train or cab ride to downtown.

I was just thinking that someone should give me a TV show...not because I deserve one but then again does anyone really?